Wet item

Pakistani restaurant menu items that are soupy in nature such as Nihari

Bro 1: Bro I can’t decide what I want to eat.
Bro 2: do you want dry item or wet item?

by Irf.0 June 10, 2019

wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off

He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

The wet thumb

When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way

That girl I met the other night gave me the wet thumb

by MrTinkerbel November 5, 2023

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

wet nicky

The act of taking a nicotine pouch, soaking it in beer, and boofing it.

That guy is an animal. He gave himself a double wet nicky.

by Dyrty Byrdy May 9, 2024

i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

by biitchwhy November 3, 2020

Wet Snuffs

Similar to a wet willie, but it's the process of licking your knuckles, and punching your target.

Dude! You gave me a wet willie! That's nasty! Here comes the Wet Snuffs you little bitch!

by WetSnuffedZACH April 22, 2010