Red Faced Push

When you are taking a shit and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your ass, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.

***Caution, this can break face capillaries.

Dave: "Hey, Unis, we can't go out to the bar tonight."

Unis: "Why is that?"

Dave: "I'm doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. I don't want my bro to see me like this."

Unis: "Well dear, you know I hear that Loreal matte make up works wonders!"

by titans101 May 8, 2010

Red Lipstick Girl

Usually used in conversations about professional settings, a red lipstick girl can be somewhat aggressive, well prepared, and smart. Most commonly used by insecure men that are intimidated by how powerful and talented a woman is.

Person 1: “Oh yeah, I met a red lipstick girl at work today.”
Person 2: “Oh, you mean you met a woman that’s smarter than you?”

by sadboyhourss November 22, 2020

Red Dick of Courage

To take pride in the fact that you are hated, persecuted, or criticized by someone you have no respect for. The person you have no respect for considers you a dick, but you proudly tout the moniker as a sign that you are, in fact, capable and reasonable. Such pride can be manifested by the moniker's recipient by a laminated badge on one's chest in the form of red male genitalia. Refers to Stephen Crane's civil war novel "Red Badge of Courage."

A: My boss is a total fuck-up-- I had to single-handedly save the project; yet he thinks I'M a dick. He gave me a horrible work evaluation. But I don't care, it's my Red Dick of Courage.

B: Ah, so that explains the penis on your lapel.

by Pete Schweddy April 13, 2011

A Big Red Button

Something you press from curiosity and end up nuking the world.

A guy: *sees a big red button*
The same guy: *presses the button*
The guy again: hears a boom in the distance

by TroubleMachine January 16, 2020

Red Pasta Party

When you have sex with an Italian girl, that happens to be on her period.

“I almost had sex with Theresa last night but once she took the tampon out it was a real Red Pasta Party”

by cousinvinnie1963 July 13, 2020

mini red helmet

Is the tip of a guys fat cock referring to the head of the cock

Last night my friend said he wanted to join a baseball team so i let him borrow my mini red helmet

by El homie uyz July 12, 2017

Dark Red szn

Derived from the song “Dark Red” by Steve Lacy, Dark Red szn (season) is a time in Autumn (usually sept.-Nov.) where falling in love just seems a bit better.

It can also be defined as a way to say that it’s Fall or almost Fall.

Dude 1: Yo! Is almost Dark Red szn.

Dude 2: Yes! I can’t wait to finally wear sweaters again!

by Keilli August 20, 2023