Rain Fart

When a wet, runny fart seeps down your legs.

Was that a rain fart?

by MegaMoon July 26, 2016

Fart-joust

The ancient Roman competition that uses a cylindrical tube between two anus's to see if the adversary's can fart in each other's rump's.

Austin did you see Max and Ryan's fart-joust last moon?

by Trump train August 20, 2016

Fart Seed

Whilst ripping a killer fart, a small (seed like) piece of poo leaves your rectum at high velocity and is sowed into your underwear.

Ohh man, Dazza you farted so hard just then, you've definitely planted your fart seed in those jocks.

by Donkey Krong October 2, 2016

fart dial

When a mobile phone is placed in the back pocket near the anus and a fart accidentally dials a contact in the phone.

ring...ring...ring...
"Hello?"
pffftttt....
"Dammit! Mom fart dialed me again!"

by JerBearGRR November 8, 2016

phillsburry fart

A chinky shit in class that opens his ass wide and let's his fart out in silence while facing his enemy from the anus. He grabs his bucket and then does a big dollop inside it and let's it dry out with flies until it's thanksgiving. When you face your enemy again and stick the bucket of shit in his mouth while running away like a savage try hard

That kid just did a phillsburry fart all over trevis

by Phil's burry fart November 24, 2016

pink fart

Pink, referring to a girl kind of fart, (FEMALE FART).--silent fart , stinky, can be silent but deadly or just silent.
antonym: Black Fart: Loud but no smell or loud but stinky

Timmy likes the smell of pink fart more than his office mate's mouth.

by icahaha January 2, 2016

fart squirrel

Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own

I was outside and I came upon a fart squirrel.. It sprayed me

by Internet's_translator January 2, 2016