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Red Dick of Courage

To take pride in the fact that you are hated, persecuted, or criticized by someone you have no respect for. The person you have no respect for considers you a dick, but you proudly tout the moniker as a sign that you are, in fact, capable and reasonable. Such pride can be manifested by the moniker's recipient by a laminated badge on one's chest in the form of red male genitalia. Refers to Stephen Crane's civil war novel "Red Badge of Courage."
A: My boss is a total fuck-up-- I had to single-handedly save the project; yet he thinks I'M a dick. He gave me a horrible work evaluation. But I don't care, it's my Red Dick of Courage.

B: Ah, so that explains the penis on your lapel.
by Pete Schweddy April 13, 2011
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Red Faced Push

When you are taking a shit and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your ass, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.

***Caution, this can break face capillaries.
Dave: "Hey, Unis, we can't go out to the bar tonight."

Unis: "Why is that?"

Dave: "I'm doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. I don't want my bro to see me like this."

Unis: "Well dear, you know I hear that Loreal matte make up works wonders!"
by titans101 May 8, 2010
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Red Light Rave

An impromptu "rave" held when the car is stopped at a red light. Participants ensure that the music is as lous as possible before frantically jumping out of the car and dancing in the street.

The objective is to exit the car, begin to dance, and jump back into the car before the light turns green. Best done in large groups or when high.
The light's red, everyone get out and red light rave!
by kitty_boomboom June 3, 2010
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Filipino Red Neck

A Filipino man who lives by the red neck lifestyle. They usually hang out with friends who are mostly white or southern, own a truck and drinks on a daily basis. They also date white chicks and has the skills to seduce them. Almost similar as a Coconut but with some southern red neck style.
Nonoy: Hey AJ has a new girlfriend and she’s white.

John: Awesome! I wonder how he does it.

Nonoy: Easy, he’s a Filipino Red Neck.

John: What?

Nonoy: Of course, he hangs out and drinks with a bunch of white dudes, owns a truck, and lives in Mississippi. He’s bound to be with a white chick.

John: (SMH) Don’t know how he does it. But I'll drink to that.
by JCUSAF23 March 4, 2014
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mini red helmet

Is the tip of a guys fat cock referring to the head of the cock
Last night my friend said he wanted to join a baseball team so i let him borrow my mini red helmet
by El homie uyz July 12, 2017
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Red Eyed Cowgirl

When your old lady is riding you reverse cowgirl and just before you nut she hops off to suck you dry but slides her body and ass back towards your face a little too far and buries your nose deep in her winking red eye.
Rachel gave me the red eyed cowgirl last night. I still can’t wash that smell off my nose.
by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018
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Red Lipstick Girl

Usually used in conversations about professional settings, a red lipstick girl can be somewhat aggressive, well prepared, and smart. Most commonly used by insecure men that are intimidated by how powerful and talented a woman is.
Person 1: “Oh yeah, I met a red lipstick girl at work today.”
Person 2: “Oh, you mean you met a woman that’s smarter than you?”
by sadboyhourss November 22, 2020
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