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queef monkey

A Fat Nasty Stupid Bitch who lives in charlotte north carolina 28205!!
She/He's A Fuckin Queef Monkey WTF!
by qyedhsu March 6, 2008
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monkey boy

This is usually were a boy looks like a monkey when cheeks are inflated and ears stick out!!! This is cute and does not mean the boy has to be hairy just to have some rsembelence to a monkey!!
OMG monkey boy!

u look like a monkey, boy!

Monkey boy would you...

Monkey boy you look like Ryan O'Neill
by areilly February 8, 2008
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Ass monkey

Someone who always has a smart crack to make but not quite as drastic as an asshole.
Always a comeback for someone who has the smart crack- You response can simply be "ass monkey"
by Queen C April 13, 2006
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shit a monkey

An expression of disbelief, shock, and utter surprise. Often heard after witnessing an incredible feet, or something that is downright amazing. However, it can also be used in the negative, when one encounters bad luck.
When Dad saw the skier land the two flips, he turned to me and said, "Shit a monkey, did you see that?!"
Or:
Dad muttered 'shit a monkey' when he saw that the tire had been punctured.
by Reed7777 July 6, 2006
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Autistic monkey

A very dumb individual who will always swing from crap and will throw his feces at anyone in his proximity.
by Mabias December 29, 2016
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ass monkey

A primate trained in the subtle art of ass pleasuring
by Sam Haren June 4, 2006
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butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time
someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey
by john May 13, 2005
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