May 26

The best legends of the world are born on this day. If you know someone born on this day go up to them and recognize their greatness.

Nick, "It's Jacob's birthday."

Tyler, "Today is May 26."

Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."

by Jack267 April 11, 2020

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May 11th

May 11th, National date day. On May 11th, take your friend, bf/gf, crush, or teacher on a date

Ex. You: hey its May 11th let's date
Your date: OMLL YESS AND CUDDLES AFTER??

by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 CoZen May 10, 2024

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may sim

A May Sim is typically a blonde, attractive woman. They are often referred to as 'amazing' but hate it with passion; don't worry though they make up for it with "other passions"

Person 1: Wow, she looks really nice today.
Person 2: Yeah she looks like May Sim
sexy attractive beautiful

by BananaBob November 27, 2014

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may 24

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

by The MC Legend April 14, 2019

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