Person one: Yo man, how is black history going?
Person two: Not good, I had a ten percent. So, I had to make like a fetus and abort.
Person two: Not good, I had a ten percent. So, I had to make like a fetus and abort.
by pseudoisopod April 17, 2010
Get the Make like a fetus and abortmug. by Pimp jamie B June 27, 2009
Get the run like a mother fuckermug. by hassyo November 11, 2019
Get the he could like get itmug. FUCK! The last thing you ever want a girl to tell you. Basically means "I love you but I will never sleep with you." This is cruel and almost inhuman to say to a boy. The worst part about it is that girls actually thinks by saying this they won't hurt your feelings. In reality the guy would rather you tell him "You have no chance."
Mike: Yo Alex I think I'm tell Becky how I feel.
Alex: Finally man. How you planning on doing this?
Mike: Dude I'm hanging with her tomorrow. I told her I'd help her out setting up for the big party.
Alex: Alright man good luck with that.
-------Tomorrow--------
Mike: Hey wasup Becky, I set up all the tables and drinks.
Becky: Aww thank you so much. Your such a big help. what would I do with out you.
Mike: Don't worry about it. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to --
Guy who saves you from making the biggest mistake of your life: Sorry to interrupt but we need help putting up this banner
Becky: He can help you out. What were you gonna say?
Mike: Um..I'll tell you later.
Becky: Thank you so much for helping me your like a brother to me.
Mike:........ *thoughts(fml)
Guy...: Alright then, come on brother.
Alex: Finally man. How you planning on doing this?
Mike: Dude I'm hanging with her tomorrow. I told her I'd help her out setting up for the big party.
Alex: Alright man good luck with that.
-------Tomorrow--------
Mike: Hey wasup Becky, I set up all the tables and drinks.
Becky: Aww thank you so much. Your such a big help. what would I do with out you.
Mike: Don't worry about it. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to --
Guy who saves you from making the biggest mistake of your life: Sorry to interrupt but we need help putting up this banner
Becky: He can help you out. What were you gonna say?
Mike: Um..I'll tell you later.
Becky: Thank you so much for helping me your like a brother to me.
Mike:........ *thoughts(fml)
Guy...: Alright then, come on brother.
by MoneyMoneyBitches. May 3, 2010
Get the Your like a brother to me.mug. When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.
God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.
by 15989232 September 26, 2006
Get the like talking to a dead bearmug. Something you say during an awkward pause in conversation in attempt to start conversation. However this will just make the conversation more awkward and draw attention to the pause.
Person 1:"Yeah, that was by far the best Family Guy episode ever."
Person 2:"Yeah for sure."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"
Person2:"Um? Yes."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Person 2:"Yeah for sure."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"
Person2:"Um? Yes."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
by Ilovehobbies March 8, 2011
Get the Do you like hobbies?mug. smells like teen spirit is a song by the group nirvana written by the greatest person who every lived, kurt cobain
1967-1994
1967-1994
by gina April 29, 2003
Get the Smells Like Teen Spiritmug.