Michael J. is a complex individual. There is so much depth to him. He is like an onion, full of layers, each layer containing endless information and knowledge. He is sunlight because he is warm and has the capability to make a gloomy day bright like the sun. He is a man you can trust because his word is bond. If you have the chance to befriend a Michael J. keep him close and take care of if him because there really isn’t a lot like him out there. He is a gem not to mention handsome as can be.
by Muñecaaa November 23, 2021

by Yourmomisgeiy October 8, 2019

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral
by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020

A black guy with a medium sized fro, a lot of game and a big dick. Jigga Js usually have a cold hearted personality and like listening to bronx drill a boogie wit dat hoodie and youngboy. SLATT SLATTT SLATTT
by Pull the trigger if u a nigger November 23, 2021

The acronym for James and Toby's Ressing Cue, an episode of the web series Thomas' Dreamy Misadventures.
by wemournourdemocracy July 12, 2025

The coolest being on Earth. He is so cool, he gives of a cool vibe wherever he goes. He makes a room cooler just by walking in it.
by The exister January 15, 2021

Guy: hey silver
Silver: what
Guy: you suck *slaps silver*
Uncle J: *summons army of juggahos* SHUT UP
Silver: what
Guy: you suck *slaps silver*
Uncle J: *summons army of juggahos* SHUT UP
by The original sillygirl.png January 14, 2023
