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Slerf's Law

Slerf's Law is the idea that the most retarded outcome is the most likely.

Coined by Twitter user 0x_charlemagne, the origin of the name lies in a retarded meme coin dev named Slerf, who accidentally burned 53 thousand Solana trying to launch a meme coin called Slerf.
I thought I would make millions on this meme coin; instead, the stupid dev burned the entire supply. I should have seen it coming because of Slerf's law.
by 0x_Charlemagne March 19, 2024
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Murphyz Law

If the opps can slide they will slide
Cant walk outside unlucky like Murphyz Law

(A play on murphys law)
by jimmyslimdick May 22, 2022
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Von Biesmark's law

How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.
I don't agree with you, but at least we can agree on Von Biesmark's law. Shari is really pretty.
by sedclev April 17, 2017
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stepgrandniece-in-law

1- Stepgrandnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepgrandniece.
stepgrandniece-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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great-grandnibling-in-law

1- Great-grandnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's great-grandnibling.
My great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an equivalent group exists without you in it.
Jule's law asserts the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).
by slumberlust June 29, 2021
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In-laws

Folks whom are now acquainted with you via marriage to spouse.

Folks whom also swing by on a moments notice & stay entirely too long.
Clem: The ol' lady just told me the in-laws are coming in for 2 weeks.

Hank: That's a pisser, let's go get some beers.
by Urbanasaurus76 February 5, 2021
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