Dog house

A boyfriend being in the centre of the looney bin being taunted and buttons pushed

Hi I’m David slade and I’m in the dog house

by Looney1 March 3, 2021

Housing Disaster

A term coined by Irish President Michael D Higgins, describing the housing crisis in Ireland created by Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s inaction and apathy towards the general public.

Viva Présidente!
Viva Uachtarán na hÉireann!

“It isn’t a crisis anymore, it is a disaster, a housing disaster”

by Nadine Coyle’s passport June 17, 2022

carpet house

taya bedford

taya bedford lives in a carpet house

by ohmylolly98 June 15, 2022

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Alligator fuck house

When 2 or more people have sex in at least ankle deep water.

My mom said it was game night, but I came back early and walked into a real alligator fuck house.

by [AFH] Bodhi29 April 3, 2023

Barney's House

"Barney's house;" verb. Going as a group to a friend's house.

Derived from the term "Barney," meaning "a group of friends.

Variations-

"Barney's Housing;" "Barney's Housed;" "Barney Housable;"

A:"Are you Barney's Housing?"

B: "No, sucks. I've got an essay, so I'm not really Barney's Housable."

A: "Do it there?"

B: "Last time I Barney's Housed when I had an essay it didn't get done!"

A: "Gay, do pull a Ross then!"

B: "Meh."

by MmmNarbey May 20, 2010

teaspoon in a trap house

Swelteringly hot.

Hotter than hell.

Stupid hot.

That part of summer where the underboob swamp thing never actually goes away. Hotter than cats on tn roofs.

Y'know: as hot as the teaspoon used to liquify powdered drugs. Duh.

Tommy, get up and hit the fan on, it's hotter than a teaspoon in a trap house in here!

by lillith665 July 30, 2023