eat your stump

Eating a dick

I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it

by Curse of Yig June 24, 2017

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eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

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Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 23, 2017

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Eat Pant Day

November 17. Eat pant day
A day where you eat pant
Pant comes from the word Pants, when you say 'eat pant' you are basically saying Eat pants.
It comes from Bart Simpson saying 'Eat my Shorts'

'Hey it's Eat Pant day!'
'No way, let's eat pant and spread the word!'
*Eats pant*

by IaintRusty November 17, 2020

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