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banana peel virgin

n. someone who either does not slip or has not fucked with a condom on or have only had sex with people who haven't had a circumcision
"Oh, Al's such a banana peel virgin!" said Atlas
by goblin dude June 2, 2024
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Banana

The one fruit you can actually jerk and suck off
Me:Hey billy
Billy:what
Me:I just sucked off a banana

Billy: you f**ing crackhead
by Big chubby nuts November 1, 2019
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commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos
he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.
by bob spawn July 7, 2016
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Banana mouth

A hater who can’t stand seeing someone else win. Comes from Rico in the movie Belly, who eats a banana while complaining about another character making money. A “banana mouth” is loud, petty, and full of envy—basically the mascot for jealousy in hip hop culture.
I'm so tired of dealing with these banana mouth h*es everywhere I go, like, girl just let me be great.

She’s acting like a total banana mouth because I got promoted before her.
by anonymous September 24, 2025
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Bananae

Random word created in the The Fluffy Castle discord that has become a bit of a cult in the server.
cupofbananaecoffee: Bananae?
cupofbananaecoffee: Bananae.
by cupofbananaecoffee June 24, 2024
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hand banana

He couldn't stop stroking his hand banana.
by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024
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an apeeling banana

A loser, who cannot make puns to save their life. Also, extremely uncool. (This message was approved by Kanye West)
SCENE 1: STREET

A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).

They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.

A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.

As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:

BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.

Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.

BOY 2: The uncoolest.

END SCENE.
by OdinNorse7 May 8, 2014
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