holy anal

When you have anal sex with your partner in a church parking lot before you go in.

Every Sunday we do holy anal.

by Holy anal September 12, 2016

Anal Popcorn

An anal popcorn is an anus that has a kernel/std in it that popped when you put it in the microwave. Once it’s been popped you can eat it steamed, fried, boiled, etc.

Gigi: I love anal popcorn!
Sophia: I hate anal popcorn. I love fried anal though…

by Banana Anal September 8, 2022

Anal 69

An abbreviation for the bible quote anal (a-nal) 6:9 which states "thou shalt not nut in ze butt"

"no mom dad that text is named after my favorite bible passage"

"your favorite bible passage is 'anal 69'?"

"yeah a-nal 6:9 'thou shalt not nut in ze butt'"

by Possibly_Catholic? March 21, 2022

Anal Ring

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand in a circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman can be in the middle of the circle with a drum and she sets the pace in which the guys pound.

BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"
Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."

by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 3, 2021

Anal Cough

Another very extraordinary word for fart.

Oh man I can smell that beany burrito....your anal coughs are diquisting, dude.

by Molte January 5, 2018

Old Anal

When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex

Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!

by TheManFucker2269 June 11, 2019

Anal Lisp

When you fart but it sounds different and spits everywhere.

Taco Bell gave me an anal lisp. I'm no analyst but I'll bet it was the sand.

by mervunit69 October 1, 2021