anal friday

Anal fridays is an excuse to be as gay with the boys as possible

If a friend says something gay say “only on Fridays” when your girl asks why you act gay with the boys say “it’s anal friday”

by Hehsixkenskxosowokdkd October 05, 2022

Anal sluce

The gelatinous ooze that seeps out of a freshly pounded asshole, comprised mainly of blood, semen, lube, and fecal matter.

Clean yourself up please. I don't want all that anal sluce on my moms new comforter.

by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017

Anale Beeds

Some type of beeds you stick in your anale canal

I’m tear your ass with my new Anale Beeds

by Lamar Scrôdum November 20, 2020

Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist February 09, 2012

Anal Plumping

To have surgically-implanted butt plumpers.

Check out the booty on Winona! That girl's done some serious anal plumping!

by buttman65 July 14, 2011

Vulcano Anal

Prior to butt sex you load your partners anal cavity with with Mentos. As you are penitrating your partner with your member, you pour soda in their anus and let nature take its course.

Kevin could no longer achieve orgasim unless his wife, Ralph performed vulcano anal on him.

by Schunor April 15, 2021

Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014