A term typically used to describe a person who does not allow their vagina to be used by sexual partners, and who offers use of their asshole as an alternative.
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024

One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.
by dicknibbler December 27, 2015

Mom -“Dylan I’m sorry, apparently defosey gave anal to your grandmother”
Dylan-“Anal? She’s on metapods, dat ass must be steaming!”
Dylan-“Anal? She’s on metapods, dat ass must be steaming!”
by EdLongBottom August 9, 2024

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

Anal Hydration is when you pore water into someones anus, until a juicy froth starts coming out of the persons mouth.
by Make America Fabulous Again February 24, 2019

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021
