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straight thug life

utterly cool, also to be a rebel
"man, dylan-keldsen is straight thug life! dudes like a rebel without a cause!"
by Maggy May April 10, 2008
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My Life Is The Worst

An expression used when encountering a small inconvenience, or a life-changing catastrophe.
A: "I'm sorry, we're out of your favorite deodorant."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."

A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."
by BladeBronco December 7, 2012
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Life Drawing Classes

Life drawing classes are art classes where the students are asked to draw nude human beings. The model to be drawn is often times either very good looking, or ugly, but no matter what needs to be depicted as lovely, natural, human beings. Artistic types will often go to classes because they are basically asked to draw porn, and look at naked people.
"Dude, I was in one of my life drawing classes today and this chicks tits were like huge, you totally need to join."

"But don't you have to look at naked GUYS too????"

"Well ya, but still...."

"I'd rather just look at porn, or pay my own stripper', thank you very much."
by Artist Chick July 19, 2009
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To save my life

To save my life - Where one simply is really bad at something. Or used as a phrase.
I can't make cookies to save my life.
I can't play netball to save my life.
by History! November 13, 2016
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back seat lifing

Like 'back seat driving', back seat lifing means a more knowledgable person will want to help the stuggling person with all decisions, as they clearly have no idea of what they are doing. A back seat lifer has been there and done that many times before and just wants to pass on his immense knowledge of everything.
Man walks in holding a beer, another man back seat lifing says "don't hold it like that, it should be held like this"

Man sharpening a pencil, another man back seat lifing says "don't sharpen it like that, it should be sharpened like this"

Man standing minding his own business man back seat lifing says "don't stand there like that, you should be standing like this"
by Punter Boy February 1, 2010
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JAM YOUR LIFE!

Referring to the ultra chill that some people just need to take. Like calm your life but better because one needs to 'jam' aka stop fretting! Letting things take their toll...not making plans but seeing how things go...
Saarah: 'at precisely what time should i meet you?'

Samee: 'can you just jam your life!'
by Sarz1234 June 29, 2009
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My Ordinary Life

One of the best songs in existence, written by The Living Tombstone. It has a techy beat and it's very fun to listen to if you want to dance or something idk I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life or something shut up stop judging me I CAN FEEL YOU JUDGING ME BE QUIET I'M SERIOUS STOP
Person 1: I like the song "My Ordinary Life!"
Me: SHUT UP WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP I LIKE THAT SONG TOO WILL YOU QUIT JUDGING ME
by Agender_Pan_Bakugo_Simp May 15, 2022
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