are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018

bike her tits

When your motorboat goes wrong and she ends up giving you a titwank and facial.

The hott cheese girl at ASDA got laid yesterday, she let me bike her tits.

by GoodOldMeth September 11, 2015

shit mah tits

it's a stupid phrase I made up i use it when I fuck up or am surprised or just as an alternative what the fuck.

Shit mah tits i just fell off of a cliff died then got isekai'd with a harem.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.

by 177013 is a masterpiece October 26, 2020

slim jim tit

When a bitch has some long skinny nipples, resembling a slim jim.

Not as tasty as it sounds.

"Yo dude look at that chick's slim jim tits"

by tittymilk69 September 14, 2015

Calm your tits

Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc.

Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".

Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017

Bitchass McFace Tits

someone who is excessively annoying, has a terrible face, and terrible boobies.

Dude did you see that girl? She was DEFINITELY a Bitchass McFace Tits!

by Chris01598 September 16, 2007

Tits out to here

A phrase, usually combined with holding your hands out in front of you, palms in, fingers spread, as in holding on to giant titties.

Used to describe said ginormous knockers.

Dude I hooked up with this chick last night! She had tits out to here!

by rabblerouser69 August 29, 2010