Open your dick

A term of slang a woman will tell a man who is bad mouthing her. In a moment of fury when you can’t get the proper words out, “open your dick” is a quick alter to “open your mouth.”

“Open your dick again and I’ll hit you”

“I’m from the North End and if you want to open your dick we can fight about it”

by Cuckolds hockey team May 24, 2018

Park your pooper

The act of sitting down on chair or other sittable object.

Aup mate, grab a beer and park your pooper.

by Oriblem December 24, 2017

pluck your harp

Tantalizing a woman’s delicate instrument using a two finger technique.

“Can I pluck your harp?”

by FlexLexi January 6, 2018

kill your hamster

when you don't want to tell people to kill theirself so you tell them to kill their hamster.

"I unironically like Logan Paul."

- "Kill your hamster."

by Wind dancer May 2, 2018

slow your horses

slow down bro

woah there Johnny, slow your horses

by alarnicerxcerceres September 18, 2017

in between your teeth

Relating to either heavy tongue kissing or a blowjob, literally in between their teeth.

Dude, no homo but I really want to be in between your teeth.

by SeanNotShawn October 4, 2017

yeeting on your man

A synonym for taking your man.

We've been yeeting on your man since 2003.

by Hupauhbi April 18, 2017