spunk on my tits

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

by Just a guy with a cock July 4, 2016

kiss my tits

A comeback when someone has put you down. Female equivalent of suck my balls.

Guy: you suck at this game
Girl: kiss my tits

by Baum schniffer September 7, 2018

shit-ass-tits

It is a word used in fustration when you don't know what words to say.

*person falls down stairs
Person2: Are you ok

Person1: Ahhh Shit-ass-tits

by Marvel2100 September 25, 2017

slim jim tit

When a bitch has some long skinny nipples, resembling a slim jim.

Not as tasty as it sounds.

"Yo dude look at that chick's slim jim tits"

by tittymilk69 September 14, 2015

Your Nan's Tits

Used as a way of garnering attention when the attention is on others.

Attention seeker: Your nan's tits

by Someone Unknown 45763 June 13, 2019

Tits in my Inbox

a game used to decide who does something, similar to "moose ears" and "nose it." players collect pictures of tits and whoever has the most at the end of regulation, usually 24hrs, wins.

-My birthday is in two weeks.
-Let's get some kegs
-Who's gonna pay for them?
-Lets play Tits in my Inbox to be fair

by The James Bentley November 9, 2010

Dirty tit slide

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.

I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018