J. Blunden

The meaning of life

Who is that? WHO IS THAT?!!
That’s J. Blunden. She’s the meaning of life

by Madtingz January 26, 2022

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J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?

by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021

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J-Circle

It's like the J-Double, its a group of males giving the same position with their two females of choice, and the females all get passed around, in either a circle, triangle, or a line.

Sex God: "YOOOO I'VE BEEN INVITED TO A J-CIRCLE"

Beta: "You better have a condom, this seems very unsanitary."

by JObatala May 28, 2022

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big J

a boy so large that he physically disrupts earth's gravitational rules

"did you see that big J? what a bowling ball."

by welovetoseeit2019 March 26, 2020

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SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

by dr.die October 7, 2021

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