by lowkeyloki104 November 27, 2023
Get the Law of Cornmug. The worst kind of bully
They will still follow the rules but use sensitive or weak people to break the rules and ruin their lives by getting them in trouble
They will still follow the rules but use sensitive or weak people to break the rules and ruin their lives by getting them in trouble
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
Get the lawful evilmug. “Hey man did you see the new No-Smoking signs they put up around town?”
“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”
“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”
by Christian Handersun June 22, 2022
Get the Scoff-Lawmug. When your best friend gets married to the person of their dreams and you’re also friends with that person. Kinda like usual in-laws but likable.
At the wedding Lewton stood up to give his best friend Fischer and his new best friend-in-law Kyla a congratulatory toast.
by KingLouie Daturd August 27, 2018
Get the Best friend-in-lawmug. Rule 34's sinister cousin.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
by Smashedmouth December 16, 2020
Get the Soneby's Lawmug. The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
Get the Helping the Brother-in-Lawmug. this is not talked about too much. newton states that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
Get the newton's 4th lawmug.