Poo

A big fat shit

Abby: ‘Have u seen what’s in the toilet?’
Holly: ‘errr yeah it’s a poo!’

by Shinypubes123 October 29, 2019

monkey poo

ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG

"i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" tom says
"THATS MONKEY POO!"

by ITS JUST MONKEY POO November 26, 2017

Shit Kah poo

An ugly faced dog. Usually a small breed with long hair and fucked eyes.

I have several shit Kah poo's for sale. They make great lap dogs.

by Mr.Goodww April 29, 2025

office poo

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"

Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?

by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022

poo stream

1. The name used to describe the pipes and canal works in a sewerage farm.
2. another term used to describe diarrhea

1. once the poop goes through filter one it travels down the poo stream to filter two.
2. i waas on teh toilet for an hour, it was a mighty poo stream gushing down there

by shaneaisbett July 1, 2004

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017

Le poo

When something is shit but your not too upset about it it’s “le poo”

Bf: I have to work late tonight
Gf: that’s le poo. I miss you

by Ladylepoo February 8, 2021