Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog

Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker

by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024

Jackson smith njigba

When you light your ass hair on fire and then run around Walmart screaming you can’t tame me while rubbing uncrustables on your man tits making sure you have all the jelly mixed with your titty milk. Also you have to call out all the niggers in the store

I Jackson smith njigba yesterday on my way to work

by Jey oi February 16, 2024

Jasonlovetyrone

Jason wants to have sex with tyrone the piggy because he loves farm animals

Jasonlovetyrone is sexy penis penis penis

by Tyronelovesjason February 21, 2024

Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.

I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!

by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024

Jackson

A guy with a huge ass cock and will have sex all night

I slept with a Jackson last night

by Hshsofbrirndj February 28, 2024

Jackson Day

Friday, March 8th, is national Jackson Perry day. It is a day where you find the closest guy named Jackson Perry and let him give you the best head you’ve ever received in your life.

“I can’t wait to get head from my boyfriend since it’s national Jackson Day”

by JamesTreffer923 March 5, 2024

Jason

Knower of all tea.

1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.

by Spilledconcealeronwhiteshirt March 9, 2024