Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

Flag

Get the Sucking buttermilk mug.

National Suck dick day

Suck some dick on this fabulous day!

Matt:Do you know what today is?
Sam:What is it
Matt:National Suck Dick day! 😏😏

by Stop With the Kinks September 15, 2020

Flag

Get the National Suck dick day mug.

National suck it day

Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked

Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

Flag

Get the National suck it day mug.

When a team is convinced that they are the greatest ever, that they don’t need no help to beat another team (aka Torre) but in reality they can’t do anything but to “win in their own terms”; being in a delusional state.

“Sucks to Sluck!”

by that’swhathesaid September 22, 2020

Flag

Get the Sucks to sluck mug.

Lain sucks

Many type-faces make is look like Ls. That is where Lain comes from. Lain is the true name of your friend Iain, because, let's be realistic here. That's what it looks like.

This particular instance is when he is annoying or just succs in general.

Man don't you hate it when Lain sucks?!

by Furrure September 29, 2020

Flag

Get the Lain sucks mug.

packers suck

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
true

Teacher: Class today i will be showing you how the packers suck
Children: YAY GO VIKINGS
Packers fan:BOOO go pack go
Shotgun: BANG BANG

by Cassual_gamer September 29, 2020

Flag

Get the packers suck mug.

Super suck September

Super suck September is where you suck someone off and they can't get mad. Like your boss you classmate your teacher you dad my brother.. And it's not gay or Alabama

Super suck September is in September

by 11-14-19 October 1, 2020

Flag