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Facebook

An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
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Facebook sheep

People on Facebook who are clueless about how everything they have typed into a search engine, retail online, twitter, Facebook, email, and anything connected to a desktop computer, or a smartphone has been collected and used to cause to them to follow or send them ads or request donations.
Wow, Facebook sheep, do they believe every meme, story, or celebrity they see or read about on Facebook? They follow like sheep to slaughter!
by leftturn April 3, 2023
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facebook migraine

When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.
Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.
by Truthgenie April 28, 2023
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Facebook

Facebook! Facebook! Don't get me started on Facebooooooook!!!!!
They say that there's no cure for Facebook, your life is simply at an end.
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Facebookian

Facebookian is a writing style which gained popularity on social media. Facebookian is characterized by the use of incorrect conjugations, style errors, present/past tenses, singular and plural at the same time and an annoying misuse of punctuation marks. Sentences are closed with two periods, comma's and question marks are abolished, words which sound the same are interchanged.
People who like proper spelling need to read Facebookian texts again and again in order to get what the writer is trying to tell, and risk getting severe headaches because of having to do so.
"What happend to there dog."
"It's their dog. And you need to close a question with a question mark. Stop writing in Facebookian."
"Sorry.."
by Eluterius June 14, 2023
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Facebook Mafia

The tough guys behind keyboards
I posted something that someone didn't like and the Facebook Mafia came after me to blast my post.
by Brozilla 36 July 1, 2023
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Facebook

A shity fucking social media website don't use it if you value your sanity
Darel felt happier after deleting his facebook account
by None of your damn business August 12, 2023
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