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Douche canoe

An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
by argonforrest October 22, 2014
mugGet the Douche canoemug.

Douche

A person that thinks everyone else is lower than themselves and is just a giant asshole
Stop fucking being a douche dude
by How not to be a dick June 30, 2018
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Door Douche

(n) A delivery app driver that double-parks by the entrance to one's favorite restaurant, therefore blocking the entrance for in-person customers - such as GrubHub or DoorDash
Q: So whose car is that in the fire zone out front?
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
by PaulSNJ January 31, 2023
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Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.
My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.
by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017
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Douche Baggage

Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.
Randy has contributed so much to our hobby but he comes with a lot of douche baggage.
by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020
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Douche Nozzle

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.
"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"
by TravCharJess January 22, 2017
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Porsche douche

Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.
Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!

That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022
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