crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 27, 2016

Sewage Cake

Something that looks great on the outside, but is full of shit on the inside, like a cake filled with raw sewage.

I bought this book cause it looked great, but the story's awful. It's a complete sewage cake.

by Lilith Song August 31, 2015

cake out

Cake out - make millions of £$

I'ma cake out of this deal, lets take it and run

by Em123222 October 23, 2020

mafia cake

a pizza.

"eyy Jhonny can you order a mafia cake

by Jackbazooka December 05, 2017

Lamb cake

A concept similar to the cow patty. However, this alludes to a modest size pile of lamb excrement. These malicious little land mines should be avoided at all times.

Don't you dare come in and track that lamb cake through my house!

by AWiseManSlut April 21, 2011

Political Cake

What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography

"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"

by blubblubgoesthefishy March 29, 2017

bot cake

A store bought cake made by machines not human hand.
Typically dry and bland.

Not to be confused with the cake mix you can buy in a box like betty crocker.

Bot cake Example: Mccain Deep'n Delicious

by Dangitbilly November 01, 2013