When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take
by Laurentheinnocent December 17, 2018
by Beefanny February 14, 2018
1. A word you commenly use when you are a wanna be ghetto 10-year-old.
2. Also used when you get all-net in basketball
2. Also used when you get all-net in basketball
1. Josh: Aww Jane stop being such a Bumnudge's friend.
2. Tyler: Ohh Bum-nudge, that was all in there!
2. Tyler: Ohh Bum-nudge, that was all in there!
by Queeners13 January 15, 2011
Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.
Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!
by ZER21 October 05, 2023
The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
by DarkTemple June 23, 2017
a piece of bad information that usually results in a girl being anally penetrated and the guy shitting on her head.
1. "why did you tell me that freakazoid is a normal guy? that was the most janky bum gouge you've ever given me!"
2. "i've gotta take a shower after that bum gouge last night."
2. "i've gotta take a shower after that bum gouge last night."
by SlooterMcGooter69 October 01, 2012
The New Zealand version of benefit bum. Usually a hori person. Someone that abuses the benefit provided by the government and doesn't have any goals or plans to get off it.
They see the benefit as a life plan.
They see the benefit as a life plan.
"oiii she's such a bene bum"
"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"
"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"
Friends talking about someone on the bene
"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"
"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"
Friends talking about someone on the bene
by 3mpress_Patch May 19, 2025