Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017

BUM

Beast
Upper
Management

A nice way to personally and now urban Dictionarily define the word people keep calling you or you just know you are ^u^

Im BUM and I live in a box!

by tardwoot January 25, 2011

bums

A slander for being a homeless person/bum in danish

Hey do you remember that guy who begged us for money the other day?
Yeah he was a real bums.

by BumsMan74 July 11, 2022

Bum ole

It’s a flirty way of calling someone something

Man: Ligma

Girl: Shup you bum ole

by HUNDESUNDEHUNDESUNDE man January 18, 2023

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.

Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.

by Wizard Lizard May 10, 2014

pudding bum

heavily obese person

EEE, that lauren is a major pudding bum

by oooochieee April 26, 2021