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Lazy bum

Hanna Hussain is a lazy bum
by Queue September 20, 2020
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Bum

You have nothing you weren't given and your only skill is being where you're told to be and say what you're told to say.
Hym "And I bet that bum can still shoot a 3 pointer."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
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Crazy Bum Bum

You Stick your ass on a man that’s name starts with an A S H T O N
I just gave Ashton a Crazy BUM BUM
by Re re kid84 August 2, 2021
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kloonksy bum

What a fuck kloonksy bum is
by Kloonks May 17, 2023
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bum tucked

This term refers to when Bums, or homeless people, hide the money they have begged that day up their asses so the other Bums won’t steal it when they are passed out drunk.
“I Bum Tucked eight dollars up my ass so Randy wouldn’t steal it from me”
by Xilocanth June 4, 2019
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Dryce bum

When you go on a bender drinking moose head dry ice beer and have the most horrific hot wet shits the next day from all the dry ice you consumed.
Donnie has got a heavy case of dryce bum from last night and he’s really paying for it today with his squealed up underwear and lava pouring out of his keister.
by Buttered Sausage February 22, 2024
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Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
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