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hang the banana

To have someone put up a credit card for a tab, run up a large bill, and then stick the card holder for the entire bill.
"Billy Ray, if you hang the banana on me at the strip club again, I'm going to kill you. Fair warning."
by bmfjones July 14, 2014
mugGet the hang the bananamug.

Banana Man

Hopping over on the white hot sand
by Think of a name June 21, 2023
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hand banana

He couldn't stop stroking his hand banana.
by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024
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an apeeling banana

A loser, who cannot make puns to save their life. Also, extremely uncool. (This message was approved by Kanye West)
SCENE 1: STREET

A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).

They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.

A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.

As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:

BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.

Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.

BOY 2: The uncoolest.

END SCENE.
by OdinNorse7 May 8, 2014
mugGet the an apeeling bananamug.

Banana

Banana is a yellow long fruit or a berry that you can eat and everyone likes.
person 1: would you like a banana?

person 2: sure.
by Diamond 0_0 February 17, 2022
mugGet the Bananamug.

banana

since it represents a shape of a dick, many people associate a banana with it.
do not eat bananas in public, it looks like youre sucking dick
by fassfasf January 31, 2022
mugGet the bananamug.

Banana

A very interesting person, sometimes sticky and sometimes squeaky. Very hot and also bratty
That Banana was being annoying today
by Jkid9 February 7, 2021
mugGet the Bananamug.

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