banana sales man

"Dude, stop being such a banana sales man!"
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."
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banana

(not offensive and non-sexual term):

a person who outwardly looks unfriendly, but once you get to know them better, they are actually well-intentioned but shy and clumsy, yet trying to help others out.
I know quite a few people who can be qualified as a banana. This definition stems from the facts that banana peels on the street can make you slip and hurt yourself (the person looks unfriendly) but the fruit itself is sweet and tasty (the person is shy, clumsy and trying to help others).
by Sexydimma February 03, 2015
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Brown Banana

A person of color who is enamored with Asian culture. Often can be heard quoting My Hero Academia lines in Japanese, always throw up a peace sign when they take a photo, make homemade ramen and kimchi, and solely date people of an Asian persuasion.
Look at Israel snacking on dehydrated squid with his Korean girlfriend. He's such a brown banana.
by fatCHADDYdaddy July 08, 2023
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Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.
Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016
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Banana Turtle

a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees
by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021
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strange looking bananas

you: hey i think i love you
me: oh.. well i really enjoy strange looking bananas
by pppoopoointheflesh October 02, 2021
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Banana Man

Hopping over on the white hot sand
by Think of a name June 21, 2023
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