Alex Honey

An incapable human being who does every task backwards and to the worst degree possible.

Man my friend is being a right Alex Honey

by George Lucas and Yoda December 1, 2024

Alex Effect

When you confidently talk about a certain scenario going a positive way but it ends up going the exact opposite way you wanted it to,

Commonly seen happening to Alex.

Person 1: Bro I'm about to cook them

*Person 1 gets cooked*

Person 2: Dude you totally just Alex Effected yourself

by M1T December 2, 2024

Alex!

An exclamation used when anything white and/or spilled that is spotted on the floor or any flat surface

*sees a milk spill
SAYS: Alex!

by OHMYGODITSAUSERNAME December 5, 2024

Sean or Alex

A type of tradesman that can't do anything useful, worse than an apprentice at everything!

I need someone that can paint, properly, no Sean or Alex, beginners welcome!

by Sycox December 9, 2024

Alex Goon

When you're a chinese boy named Alex and you love gooning and edging and playing Roblox and gooning to it

Yk that one boy from China named Alex who loves gooning and does it every evening? Yeah he's definetely Alex Goon

by certifiedmasterbaiter69 December 10, 2024

Alex Haesaert

A young chad like boy. He lives in Massachusetts and likes fortnite. Sometimes takes photos of people places and things. Goes to the gym and is absolutely positively chiseled

Here Comes that kid Alex haesaert what a guy.

by VonTrappington December 19, 2024

Alex

A name commonly used to describe someone who’s excessively overweight and unapologetically indulges in unhealthy habits. Often the butt of jokes about food and lack of fitness, an "Alex" is stereotyped as someone who treats every meal like it’s their last.

"I thought the buffet had enough for everyone, but then Alex showed up."

by Anonymousskinnyman January 8, 2025