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Douche Nozzle

A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day
On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully
by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011
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Douche l'Orange

A derigatory nickname for Donald Trump.
In a tweet yesterday, Douche l'Orange chastised yet another person who said something negative about him.
by Typo_Knig February 11, 2017
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Douche of Bros

A Douch of Bros is the collective noun for a group of Bros. The Bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”.
A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizza parlor after the Phish concert.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
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Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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Douche Nozzle

Another name for a vape, especially as it emits an obnoxious cloud of smelly vapor.
“Wow, look at that dude’s huge douche nozzle. What a douche.”
by forestpheebs February 21, 2019
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Douche canoe

by Blaw dog December 31, 2017
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Dickle Douche

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and I had to piss so bad, I dickle douched inside her.
by Sharky 321 October 15, 2016
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