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Fast Forward Time

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.
Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!
by Cptn Obvious April 16, 2009
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I'm here for a good time not a long time

A cringeworthy phrase commonly used by members of Generation Z, most frequently VSCO girls or Instagram models, as an excuse for acting irresponsibly. While the message is there in promoting living in the moment, the saying has been twisted by Gen Z to fit their agenda
VSCO girl 1: Omg I literally went through 3 Juul pods yesterday, I'm such a f*cking fiend
VSCO girl 2: *bangs Hydroflask* That doesn't even matter, like it's just water vapor. I'm here for a good time not a long time
by Mrglobey March 22, 2020
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Reclaiming my time

When people are on your time but wasting it!
Maxine: Are you familiar with the May 23rd letter that I sent
Munchkin: Thank you for having me here, you're such a beautifu-
Maxine: RECLAIMING MY TIME. -- Answer the question, hoe.
by Dawta IMVU July 31, 2017
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bay area time

Whenever the time of day is the same as the following area codes of the bay area:
408=4:08
415=4:15
510=5:10
650=6:50
707=7:07
831=8:31
925=9:25
09/12/2007 05:10 PM Steve: What time is it?
09/12/2007 05:10 PM Gabe : It's bay area time.
09/12/2007 05:10 PM Steve: ahaha, cool!
09/12/2007 05:11 PM Gabe: :( We have to wait until 6:50 now... -_-
by gabemstr September 25, 2007
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Frosted Flakes Time

Meeting up with a woman in a parking lot at night for sex in a car...both faces are never seen by the other party, like the Frosted Flakes commercials.
I told my bro Jim I was hoping to meet up with Sally tonight for some Frosted Flakes time in the Waffle House parking lot.
by Hal Hadasass February 11, 2010
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Time Stop Hentai

A hentai featuring a generic male protagonist, with hair long enough to cover the eyes, as he stops time to have sexual intercourse with his totally not related by blood stepsisters in order to flex on his father. As you can see, this mad lad is clearly not in it for the more primitive desires, for he is an intellectual far superior then you can comprehend. This 5000 IQ act was solely to flex on his father, so much so that a fambase of other intellectuals rallied together to flex on 'the world', and you know I'm serious cause I said 'the world' and not Za Warudo.
Fambase: Lord Nuxanor, Time Stop Hentai is appearing in the search bar of Pornhub!

Lord Nuxanor: Clearly this was done by intellectuals.
by FantaWriter November 26, 2019
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time skunk

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all
a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time
by Sexydimma April 26, 2020
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