are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018

lost her tits

To lose one’s mind over something simple.

She “lost her tits” over the gnat in the elevator.

by Blade 110 March 11, 2022

Grab tit day

I just randomly made this,but lets make this happen😉😂🤣

Grab tit day...

by Trappzys October 3, 2020

Bust His Tits

The act of beating someone so violently you infer you may rupture their breast.

If Mike doesn't stop running his cock sucker I'm going to take him outside and bust his tits.

by Chicken Kicker August 24, 2014

Shit tit fuck

Some thing you say when you about to do something ballzy and you know your probably gonna fail

Jon went up the ramp and blabbed " shit tit fuck" to only 3 seconds later find his ass on the ground tightening in pain

by Shit tit rape July 25, 2016

One tit wonder

When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.

Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."

by hahahahhahahahannah June 15, 2018

Your Nan's Tits

Used as a way of garnering attention when the attention is on others.

Attention seeker: Your nan's tits

by Someone Unknown 45763 June 13, 2019