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Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo
I was bored so I started free-birding
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shake the bird

Different usage for “ruffle the feathers” or “ruffling my feathers.” Instead of ruffling someone’s feathers, shake the bird
Person A: My mom told me not to ruffle my teacher’s feathers, so instead I’m going to shake the bird
by lunadarlingdaring January 28, 2024
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Bird

A person who can fly
Look at her, she’s a bird
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Bird

A male/ female that a person has interest in.

A potential love interest
You have real birds tracking you big man.
by Noremmac A December 13, 2019
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Free Bird

1. The ultimate driving around song. Only those who have driven a backroad in a square body Chevy while the guitar solo hits have truly lived. Anyone fortunate enough to grow up in a town that’s small enough to have nothing to do but burn gas knows this song by heart. If you are from the sticks, anytime you get caught speeding simply tell the sheriff that the guitar solo was on and he is guaranteed to understand and let you off the hook.

2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.
1. Beau- “Let’s go drivn’ round and shoot deer”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”

2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”

Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”
by Gixxer22 July 16, 2023
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Bird Box

When someone goes outside yet avoids anything and everything. Especially the sun.
I bird boxed on sunday wearing a hat and glasses to the movie theatre.
by breakboy72 January 16, 2019
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Ostrich Bird

a sexy ass bird with stylish fur, very fast and doesn't like emu's since they mock ostriches

ostriches like to play, eat, run, and ignore emu's.
some emu's are nice to ostriches.
woah that ostrich bird just smacked those wannabe Nazis!
by RealKittyAndCats March 1, 2017
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