The Joe Rogan Theorem

Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.

Dude I'm so freaked out thinking about "The Joe Rogan Theorem".

by guldan November 11, 2021

Billy Joe Saunders

Gypsy boxer who gives zero fucks

Billy Joe Saunders slapped Deontay Wilder with a chicken like a bitch.

by Braintank October 9, 2018

Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home

im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins

by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021

joe pesci syndrome

A trait that small dogs (I.e. chihuahua's) and short people have where they always seem to have an attitude problem thought to be linked to there height.

I shouldn't have gotten a Chihuahua, that little bastard has a bad case of joe pesci syndrome.

by A pirate who can read August 13, 2019

joe weird uncle

That one uncle that tries to touch your no-no square.

Joe weird uncle: just let me touch your no-no square once, please.
Little boi number one: no I don't wanna

by uibh5st69 March 9, 2020

Joe Biden Math

To make up some magical fairytale number that sounds good.

Damn your boy must be using Joe biden math cause he’s about 3 beers deep.

by Feastmodechevy February 21, 2022

Picky Head Joe

A boy that is the absolute opposite of the boy that you like. It is used as a code name for him. Works best when he is white/mixed with white.

Girl 1: Look what Picky Head Joe just texted me!
Girl 2: That was my 13th reason.

by Smexy Toothpick December 27, 2021