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fit the fuck

used largely in the north-east of Scotland, literally meaning "what the fuck?"
"Fit the fuck you lookin' at yi bam"
(What the fuck are you looking at you social inadequate?)
by Spliffman_Z June 28, 2007
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Fuck Pond

A Jacuzzi or hot tub.

Usually private or isolated and set into the ground or concrete as opposed to a portable type hot tub, but can be any kind.

Also can specifically refer to a public hot tub that is closed at a certain time, after the hours that its open to the residents.

Frequently used in terms of proposing to have sex in a jacuzzi or hot tub, but can be used as a simple noun.
At night, after everything at the University closed, sophomores would often sneak down to the fuck pond so they wouldn't bother their roommates while they were studying.

When Paul would pick up a girl at the bar, he would take them back to his apartment building's fuck pond.

After we get back from the movies, I was thinking of coming over to your place and using your fuck pond.
by Sonthert August 5, 2011
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Leg Fucking

The action of a male's cock sliding back and pro inbetween the legs of a female.Cock is pleased more if the female legs are wearing sheer stockings or pantyhose.The cock fucks the legs until it explodes..The slide in-out is much tempting when the man wears a condom on his baby-oiled cock..
Leg-fucking is my greatest pleasure after wife comes home from work,before she removes her pantyhose..
by legfucker December 1, 2003
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fuck sake

For god'ssake! English or Irish derived.
Usually used in a soccer game to express anger or hurt.
by Craig Leslie January 18, 2005
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ghetto as fuck

cf. Electronics, where lots of exposed wires are just hangin' around everywhere with no reason. Grad students tend to produce ghetto as fuck electronics.
Undergrad: Man, that laser is ghetto as fuck, it's got wires everywhere!
Grad Student: I think it's ok....
Undergrad: No man, look it up, that's pretty much the definition of ghetto as fuck.
by bortreb August 10, 2010
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Auto-fucked

When you're texting someone and the auto-correct makes you look stupid by putting in a completely different word than the one you wanted.
Person 1: I want ur cum
Person 2: what? I thought we ended our fuck-buddy period...
Person 1: i meant RUM you asshole! i keep getting auto-fucked!! eff you iphone.
by uneazy-e January 5, 2011
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fondle fuck

A form of sex when two (or more) people fondle so profusely it is considered sex (i.e. fucking).

Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.

Alternative to making out.
Dude, did you see Spencer last night? He was sitting there fondle fucking Stacie during the whole movie.
by ImSpartacus September 15, 2007
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