two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood June 6, 2018

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

St Vincents two way

The St. Vincents two way is when you are having vaginal intercourse with a hermaphrodite while simultaneously masturbating the penis of the hermaphrodite.

"I gave my girlfriend the old St Vincents two way"

by Albert Pennyworth August 8, 2022

two finga stinga

Getting 2 fingers rudely shoved up your ass while getting blown.

I was getting an awesome BJ when she hit me with the two finga stinga!

by Meanstreak1170 August 8, 2022

Thats two on me

A way of taking accountability when u mess up

Sorry for ripping briss on ur lawn, thats two on me

by pradeshparamesh August 10, 2022

Two fingers up

meaning you're extremely gay

"she raises two fingers up✌🏼"
"you gay? i support"

two fingers up means that y r gay

by fluttershit August 18, 2022

Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.

How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022