When a guy wants to date/likes a girl his friend is dating, from the song Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield
Bill is friends with Jack, Bill has a crush on Jill and wants to date her, But jack Jack is dating Jill, Bill has Jesse's Girl Syndrome.
by LJSmithNY June 15, 2014
Get the Jesse's Girl Syndromemug. When a woman ages and another younger version of herself steps onto the scene, be it innocent or not, she feels threatened. Said women will unleash fury on her partner if he so much as looks at younger model with the slightest hint of admiration. This fury may not be overt but layered into nuances.
Steve:
Dude what's wrong with your girlfriend? She's got some serious sand in her vagina. She only seems to get like that when Alison* is around.
Mark:
Yeah she's just suffering from "younger model syndrome"
* The younger model
Dude what's wrong with your girlfriend? She's got some serious sand in her vagina. She only seems to get like that when Alison* is around.
Mark:
Yeah she's just suffering from "younger model syndrome"
* The younger model
by Grouchokirst December 18, 2008
Get the Younger model syndromemug. by Dftr January 4, 2020
Get the broke nigga syndromemug. A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.
He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021
Get the Golden Nuts Syndromemug. Found in teenagers and adults who grew up with a swimming pool. Symptoms include always insisting on activities taking place at their home and rarely participating in activites taking place at someone elses home. (ex. movie nights, dinners, etc.) These people may be, at times, condescending, persuasive, and defensive when they have to venture outside of their own home.
These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.
These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.
by S.K. Kaos March 18, 2011
Get the Pool-child Syndromemug. A psychological disorder in which an athlete is an excellent player on a team that fails to find any scrap of success. Named after Barry Sanders, an NFL running back who played his entire 10-year career with the woefully horrible atrocious Detroit Lions.
Example: Josh Gordon of the Cleveland Browns may be suffering from Barry Sanders Syndrome, as he is the only player on that team with a clue!
by Alaskan Pollock February 20, 2014
Get the Barry Sanders Syndromemug. An often overused antic in modern culture where one man (or small group) face incredibly overwhelming odds and win. Generally only met with "dude" and "sick" from bro's and frat boys, and met with chargin from people with brains.
"Dude Master Chief just jumped out of a space ship and blew up that other ship. Then he single handedly killed 4.5 million aliens with his bare hands... sick."
"That end fight in Saving Private Ryan was such an obvious case of Master Chief Syndrome I'm suprised anyone can keep a straight face."
"That end fight in Saving Private Ryan was such an obvious case of Master Chief Syndrome I'm suprised anyone can keep a straight face."
by Jackel_623 February 1, 2010
Get the Master Chief Syndromemug.