SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 26, 2018

mold on poo

A poo that is left over a year.

The mold on poo smelled stink.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023

Disa poo poo doo doo

Jar jar binks funny

Jar Jar binks : Disa poo poo doo doo
HA FUNNY

by Edgy 13 kid ( IRONICALLY ) December 31, 2020

Poo Geyser

Insert mentos and diet coke into butt hole and let the mixture spray in your face.

My face looks slightly tanner due to the Poo geyser I received last night.

by Dirty Dawgz January 10, 2012

Poo Poo Soul

someone who is good or bad.
if is a Poo Poo Soul over 10, then is bad
if is a Poo Poo Soul under 10, then is good
Although saying Poo Poo Soul to someone can mean they are bad

Ay naku Jennifer, you are a Poo Poo Soul!

by fish n' chips May 05, 2019

poo chugger

a politician you see on tv who you cannot watch without imagining defecatating violiently into his head orifices. which immediately elicits the response, oh my gosh, start chugging or you might suffocate.

Ted Cruz be chugging a nation worth o' poo. Poo chugger Trump gettin' a break now that he's aint on tv. Hawley better start a chuggin'.

by poomeister2 March 06, 2021