I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.

"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"

by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022

I Hate Models

Maybe the best french techno DJ ever. His techno tracks have an industrial and a trancy touch that makes his tracks unique.

I LOVE I HATE MODELS

by Matthgalli May 12, 2018

I have no enemies

I have no enemies

Robber: I just robbed all of your lifesavings and killed your entire bloodline
*I have no enemies song randomly appears*
Me an intelectual: it's ok I forgive you, I have no enemies

by Amogusfartymcfart October 9, 2023

I lost absolute

10x worse than losing full

He just killed me... I lost absolute!!!

by Mac11Glocks&9s May 22, 2021

I robu you

''I love you'' Some japanese people say robu instead of love.

Me: I love you
G: I robu you

by dorrychan April 13, 2015

I want to be monkey

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY

by Regirock November 4, 2020

I Forgor 💀

The act of not Memoring what art though ought to do

*walks into a room* "ahh shit I Forgor 💀 why i came in here"

by The Englishernatthphghoutsor August 2, 2021