by Lulumelimon May 8, 2022
Get the May 9thmug. by Hhggj May 22, 2023
Get the may 22nd national tit daymug. by .uzmy May 1, 2022
Get the May 5mug. Is there a word, an online friend queried, for that experience of knowing the perfect meme to fit an occasion, but being unable to find it? There is now. In the vein of the word "riposte," in the spirit of "es·prit de l'es·ca·lier" (a repartee thought of too late, on the way home), we bring you "la meme de perfection, mais perdue": that moment when you know the meme you want...you just can't find the meme you want. This sentence is intended to be used as an exclamation, for emphasis.
"My friend posted the most ridiculous article about Trump the other day, but I can't find the meme I want to reply with! La meme de perfection, mais perdue!"
by CBronte November 24, 2020
Get the La meme de perfection, mais perduemug. by EzraWasHere May 15, 2024
Get the May 6mug. He’s beautiful. You can’t even deny he’s absolutely gorgeous. So visually pleasing you just wanna shit yourself. Why would you be threatened by his proposal to make love to you? You’d like that, I guarantee it. If you try to deny it, you’re so far deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents. 119%.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil May’s throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. You’re just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.
by titty69muncher August 17, 2024
Get the Phil Maymug. A large feline who typically likes dressing in short skirts and tight shorts. Often seen wearing nothing but a blanket doing the walk of shame. This feline is often believed to be of Canadian origin.
by Yeboi341 November 9, 2017
Get the donnys and mays catmug.