Prime Meat Text

impressive penis pics from Jeff Bezos sent to his lover, Lauren Sanchez

An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.

by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019

taco bell meat

Vile, disgusting "food" that Taco Bell gives to their customers. They start with 100% USDA graded meat, not approved, and end with spin off of real Mexican food, which contains a various assortment of things including sand, isolated oat product, 36% beef, and beef filling. Enjoy drunks, potheads, and idiots who enjoy Taco Bell on a regular basis.

Man,you know what tastes great at 3am after you've been drinking. Jack in Box, but shit that's too healthy lets go to Taco Bell and watch them turn that taco bell meat in to delicious, diarrhea inflicting crap.

by takesJuantoknowJuan February 22, 2011

Sweet in my meat

1. An erection.
2. The cause of an erection.

(2.) "Alli, you're the sweet in my meat."

by Max Maxwell September 1, 2006

big o meat

a big ass wang

Jake: ha, i gotta big o meat

by John Long Shlong June 9, 2009

red meat nigger

An African-American person that hangs out with red-necks and shares their values.

"That ol' boy ain't no nigger.... He's a Red Meat Nigger.... He's ok.... He's one of us.

by Ignavich November 29, 2010

The Other White Meat

Really used by the U.S. Pork company, but now it's become a term to define a white person who trys to act black, and the black people seem to notice and say "oh look, the other white meat". Now it's overused by white people who think they are funny.

Wigger: Fo shizzle!

Black Person: Yo whitey you're the other white meat.

Wigger: Cool! Now I'm going to got say that to my friends in an attempt to be funny!

by Da Milkman April 24, 2009

meat and two veg

meat and two vegetables.


The male genitalia, for obvious reasons.

Anyon up for a meat sandwich?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004