Douche-Fog

The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.

"Looks like he's got a case of douche-fog."

by Chudgypub January 2, 2017

Ute-douche

Middle aged men and/or Karen's driving around in bigass utes

I was just cutoff by a ute-douche.

by Allan B'stard March 1, 2023

Pajama Douche

A phrase describing the male genitalia

Susan: ugh Raymond is being unbelievable.

Rebecca: I told you to dump that pajama douche!

by Milton Lee February 16, 2021

Douche bag

A weaselly slimy Fuck. Also known as Thomas dolson. Small pocket, big douchieness and eyes that jitter. Common regions of this rat is Taylor tucky

I was being a real douche bag today

by Pure purple June 2, 2017

douche biscuit

(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)

wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.

by Joseph and Josh Zeneli January 13, 2017

douche nozzle extraordinaire

A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese

I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018

Douche Nozzle

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.

"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"

by TravCharJess January 22, 2017