Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

bread and butter miss

a school girl, a young school girl.

Dude, look at that bread and butter miss.

by mansoo June 5, 2012

carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

Pee Nut Butter

The product made from the fat and protein components of a Homo-sapien's pee and nut.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.

-Matt , do you want some pee nut butter on your toast ?
-Sure , Alyza , it's so tasty !

by Ａｓｈｅｓ January 14, 2021

Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 22, 2022

Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.

Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!

by Red Potato December 12, 2021

Butter

When your horny or your getting horny.

“Hey babe.. I’m kinda BUTTER..”
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“I’m butter ;) come over?”

by ArtsyBeann December 30, 2021