Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024

Tooter Butter

When you attempt to let out a large toot, but instead are left running to the bathroom with a little more down there than you wished for. Can damage underwear beyond normal repair.

Aitanna just let out a tooter butter! Oh goodness she's going to need to shop for new underwear soon, she's running out!

by JRdanbury March 23, 2016

We Butter

A combination of ejaculate agitated into a frothy discharge.

After we were both done, we kept going churning that into we butter.

by BoKnows82 May 17, 2025

Scunter Butter

The mix of vaginal juice and semen

Man I dropped a huge load in Jenni last night she had a little scunter butter dripping down her leg
Or
Mans Jenni and I had sex last night and I had scunter butter all over my dick

by Sweet Moonshine 75 August 28, 2025

butter mop

One’s butter mop is your hairy ball sack that you swipe across that gooey mess between her nether regions and clean it up after you’re done fucking a lovely bitch you submitted your manbutter excessively all over 👍

We ran out of moist towelettes and I had to use my butter mop to clean up that mess of manbutter because she would’ve been dripping all the way to the shower

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself May 15, 2018

Buttered It

In layman’s terms “fumbled” or a similar term is “dropped the bag”

Definition: Failed to do something or action, missed a shot you took or missed opportunity

In conversation example:
A: Magner did you ever score those tickets to the Sox game that guy you knew?

B: I buttered it, waited too long to ask him and he gave them away.

Or
A: Did you make a move with that girl/guy you’re dating?

B: I buttered it, I had good opportunity but I didn't follow through

In Action:

Attempts Free Throw with basketball or Beer Pong ball and air balls

Response to failed action is: “I buttered it, Dude” or “You buttered it Dude”

by GrizzlyMags July 28, 2023

butter king

A reference to the one true Adam, SquidSlayer, SkyDoesMinecraft

Idk not important... butter king

by ButterKing666 October 27, 2022