Beans

Is it a fruit or a vegetable? No one knows but what we do know is if you want the farts of god then they are the food for you.

You: I HAD BEANS FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER*farts*
Everyone: *puts on a gas mask as quick as possible but still die to the power of BEANS!!!!*

by Search Beans, I Dare You May 19, 2020

Bean

Yes

Marsha: Who’s that guy in the corner?

That guy: I mUsT cOnSuMe ThE bEaN.

by Hummdumm May 20, 2020

bean

a lower being that follws you aroned

bean i siad lets hit it

by cheekybitch May 23, 2020

beans

Short for “Cool Beans!” but less corny

Y: Man wyd?
F: Nothing, just watching tv
Y: Beans.

by uglystepmother July 9, 2020

Bean

A Bean is a person that is stupid

Yo shut up you fucking bean.

by Hiya is a waste yute July 10, 2020

meth beans

Fake ecstasy pills usually containing little to no MDMA and contain meth or some other RC amphetamine. Users can tell by there low price (as low as 40 cents - 7$) , the effects of mdma last 3-4 hours, of course if your up for 2 days then thats a dead give away.

Kenny: "Hey Cooper, i got some good ass Ecstasy pills, they are 3$ a pop! The effects lasted 3 days! I can get you some if you want some."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."

by Imagrapeist July 12, 2020

Bean Simp

Simping for beans.

Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020