A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.
by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. A J Bag is someone who plays fortnite day and night and is known for being a freshie. They often say the term 'J Bag' a lot although they, themself, are the definition of J bag.
Person 1- "Yo you're such a j bag, why are you storm fighting me'
Person 2- "Haleem you're literally the definition of a J bag you freshie"
Person 2- "Haleem you're literally the definition of a J bag you freshie"
by H4133M April 22, 2020
Get the J Bagmug. A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"
by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016
Get the sponge bagmug. Man, I went home last night and watched the Big Bang theory and got big bagged. By the end of the bottle I was reciting the periodic table and quoting Aristotle.
by ranman232323 September 22, 2014
Get the Big baggedmug. An incredibly degrading term much like the term hoe bag, but can also be used in sentences that are not related to anything degrading.
Instead of the expression hoe bag, you simply switch the words, come in from the backside, and say "bag of hoe".
Instead of the expression hoe bag, you simply switch the words, come in from the backside, and say "bag of hoe".
That girl is one bag of hoe.
Man, I cant believe my boss, he is a bag of hoe.
Dude, your life is a bag of hoe!
Any of you guys wanna go bag a hoe?
Dude, I bagged that hoe in high school!
Man, I cant believe my boss, he is a bag of hoe.
Dude, your life is a bag of hoe!
Any of you guys wanna go bag a hoe?
Dude, I bagged that hoe in high school!
by Sam1234567 December 28, 2007
Get the bag of hoemug. by Carlos3172010 December 11, 2010
Get the Sleeping Baggedmug. Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
by Smexie Emo November 10, 2008
Get the Douche Bagmug.