baby butt

When your ass is so smooth, it's like a baby's butt.

Miss X: Damn your ass is smooth, it's a total baby butt!
Mr. Y: I just shaved it last night.

by kgb54 October 5, 2013

Butt bullet

a rectal suppository that is shaped like a bullet.

Medicine in the form of a rectal suppository because the oral form may be rejected due to nausea.

Usually taken to treat nausea or vomiting.

It is always good to have some butt bullets on hand when the flu hits for treating nausea and vomiting.

by King Du$tman March 17, 2011

butt load

Smallest unit of measuring assignments or work. Equivalent to 1/10 a shitload but only 1/100 of a f***load and hardly equivalent to 1/1000 of a motherf***ingload.

However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.

For example if you have a midterm 2,500 word essay due in three months, one would say "I have a butt load of work,".

If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"

Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"

But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"

by -Dre182 September 19, 2011

gringo butt

Severe diarrhea caused by ingesting food or water in Mexico.

I ate some tacos from a street vendor in Tijuana and I'll be damned if it didn't give me the worst case of gringo butt I've ever had.

by Chancey B January 6, 2007

butt-muncher

1. Someone who munches butt.
2. An insult to usless people (see example).

"Papas, of Kalgoorlie, is a butt-muncher"

by knowitall March 9, 2007

panda butt

1. chloe's butt as governed by her swimsuit

2. panda butt being defined as a generic replacement of the word ass, most commonly for those of great asses or assdom. can be shortened to just panda.

1. i love chloe's panda... its just so great... i just wanna grab it!

2. oh wow, that girl has a nice panda butt

by dipshit double numero dos August 7, 2008

Freckle Butt

When a person sits in a port-o-potty that is so full the fecal matter just grazes the buttocks leaving freckle-looking marks on their rear.

Oh snap, that ginger went in the port-o-potty with a freckle face and left with a freckle butt.

by xela knarf March 15, 2011